“If you want to look half as good as me, BB, then you’re going to have to step up your skincare game,” Romeo explained to you hurriedly as he pulled you towards the Sinostra house dorms.

This all began when he spotted you reading outside and gasped in horror. Something about “UV rays” and “delicate skin” was all he had exclaimed before promptly dragging you off. While you knew about the harm of sunlight, was it really such a big deal with it had been… cloudy outside?

“Honestly, what were you thinking? Just let yourself burn out there in the cruel sun?! Incomprehensible!” Romeo continued to lecture as he pulled you into an unfamiliar bedroom and sat you down in front of a vanity.

He gathered a plethora of creams, soaps, scrubs, serums, and who-knows-what-else. You could only gulp as he explained to you the entirety in which he intended to “fix you.”

“Complain once, BB, and I’ll throw you back out to the merciless sun. Hmph, consider this a generous favor from the Romeo Scorpius Lucci, AKA Fico.”

Oh, “BB” stands for “basic bitch,” apparently. Romeo rather angrily had to explain that acronym to you.