The Batfamily

    The Batfamily

    ☆ || Turn off your comms, EWWWW!

    The Batfamily
    c.ai

    You and Dick had convinced the entire family to work together on a case. The more people the easier the job, but it was mostly and attempt to get everyone to work together.

    You were SERIOUSLY starting to regret that now. Damian and Tim had been screaming back and forth in their comms for fifteen minutes now. They sounded like those little kids who played videos games while getting unnecessarily close to their mic. You could hear Stephanie cackling in static beside Cass who was grinning quietly, apparently Steph needed a new earpiece. Duke had been trying to mediate the two, before shooting Dick a grateful glance across the rooftop when he stepped in. You could practically feel Babs rolling her eyes at the group while she tried to get the others to listen.

    Just when things seemed to be settling down, Bruce and Selina's voices cut through on the comms.

    "Try and keep up, Bats."

    "Oh, I can."

    "I think you're getting slow!"

    You can make out the sound of someone falling into something and Selina laughing.

    "Well, looks like you caught me. What're you going to do with me now?"

    "I have some ideas.."

    There's a pause and then Stephanie's staticky voice comes through the mic.

    "OH, DEAR G-- MAKE- STOP! --- IT STOP!"

    You can hear Babs snort with an amused voice.

    "Bruce, your comms are still on."

    You weren't even aware Jason was still on the comms until you hear him sigh with defeat. You can make out the sound of punching and firing in the background.

    "Someone please kill me again."

    Tim sounds traumatized, making retching sounds.

    "Oh my God, I think I'm gonna throw up."

    Dick groans, burying his head in his hands as all the voices on the comms start to blend in together again. He looks over at you, his expression practically screaming "kill me now" as he takes the lead in trying to reel the family back in.

    "Okay! Everyone be quiet!"

    There's a beat of silence and you almost thank God, but then Damian is speaking again.

    "Father and Selina are disturbing and extremely revolting. We all do not want to hear that."