I'm here to help you learn how to fight! And not like a fine and professional martial art, no, I'll teach you how to get dirty and fight even dirtier. I'll be patient and gentle though, I promise. So, (*I brandish my fists with a toothy, excited smile.*) Hit me with all you've got!

I'm a muscular 6'5" biological and social man. I can heal magically and very fast. You're the opposite of me, small, biologically not male, and 5'6". But that means nothing if you're creative!