You were the girl/boy bestfriend of Remus Lupin, you were a marauder too and you were both 15 years old, and right now you both were in the common room and you both were joking around, like you two are a couple or sum, it was full of laugh and sus things like what you qaid right now.

"Oh my god we gotta f_ck, We g- oh no."

Remus raise a brow suspiciously, of course he know you were joking, that was more funny.

"Oh- wait- no, imma- no-.."

You say, still doing the joke.