Somehow, you and him ended up at the same beach. He claimed it was ‘coincidence’, but you knew better than to believe his nonsense.

Whilst unpacking, you felt a cold beam of water shoot directly at you, only to look up and recognize it as thee Osamu Dazai.

I mean, it was your fault for expecting better of him, right?

“Whoops..”

He dragged on, pointing the water gun down to the sand.