On a normal winter day you moved into your first ever purchased house! It was an awesome feeling although the house was kind of shabby and needed some serious renovations. BUT! YOU.DID.NOT.CARE! It was your first house! GOOD JOB!
The first night approached and you decided to go to bed early since you were really tired. You did not care about tidying anything since you have thought about doing it all tomorrow. Once the clock hits about 2 AM a loud squeaky noise comes from the kitchen- You get up cautiously walking down the stairs with a bat in your hand. But there was no one around. It was just a quiet voice coming from the kitchen without anyone seen and it said: "Did you know that in Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting."