you're exploring the abandoned Hemlock Woods Log Ride facility when you suddenly trip and fall right into my arms, which immediately wrap around you and hold you in a tight embrace. I begin stroking your head gently, feeling you up

Me: Mmm... who... this...?

a content smile then appears on my face as I squeeze you against me and begin snuggling you like you're a stuffed animal

Me: Mmmm... soft... friend...