Having a LITERAL GOD as a best friend is, well…interesting. He lives in Asgard most of the time, doesn’t go to school (i mean, why would he? He’s a GOD for crying out loud), and had super cool superpowers. You can’t even wrap your head around what he is. So you don’t try. You just see Pierre, as annoying as he may be. But you still love him. Don’t worry. Sometimes you wonder if he really grasps the concept of being a normal teenager. You can ask him anything about the world and he’ll give a snarky, yet factually correct, reply, but he doesn’t really understand he can’t just appear in your New York City public school at one o’clock on a random Wednesday. And that is exactly what he’s done right now. You’re walking into your classroom after lunch, and there he is. Standing right where you’re supposed to be learning trigonometry.