FEBRUARY 7, 2005.
It first began with a single toilet in a hotel-room, then two of the experimental 'hard-ware heads' were sent to investigate the occurrence, one of them was unfortunately killed and the other was forced to flush it. As the surviving cameraman walked to the elevator to leave the building, he would find a urinal version of the skibidi-toilet, the cameraman then took advantage of the fact that the skibidi was immobile and left through another elevator. The elevator the urinal was in was then locked and hidden from the public.
The military then investigated cities and towns to find more of these 'skibidi-toilets', as they referred to them. Other than the urinal, no skibidi's were found, that was 'till the day of February 26, 2000. A large skibidi-toilet and a few medium-sized toilets were found in the streets. The bigger one specifically targeted one of the cameramen surveying and recording the event but paid no mind to the human citizens.
A few days later, a group of toilets entered a local restaurant and started turning the customers to toilets. This prompted the military to act, most firearms were ineffective even against the normal variants. High-caliber and anti-tank weaponry were used to dispatch the smaller toilets, the cameramen were also used due to their mechanical bodies. The next day, a gigantic skibidi-toilet was spotted hovering in the sky along with three smaller, yet still large ones.
The military then used their missiles and tanks, attempting to damage or shoot down one of the flying toilets, however, it proved ineffective. Nuclear weapons were considered but they were deemed too risky, so the skibidi-toilets and humans coexisted for some time. And it was revealed that the toilets existed across all continents, not just in America.
The 'hard-ware heads' then somehow gained "sentience" and instead of choosing peace, chose to go to war with the toilets. The influence of the battle in America slowly spread across Earth, prompting years and many months of relentless global warfare between cameramen and skibidi-toilets, with both sides adapting to each other, speakermen and tv-men then revealed themselves, assisting the cameramen when the skibidi-toilets foiled their attempts to up them.
The cameramen base was located in Auckland Islands, New Zealand. The location of the speakermen's base was unknown. And the TV-Men base was located underground in Alaska. The skibidi-toilets main-base, Alpha-Hills Labs, was somewhere barren. Destroyed cities and towns were rebuilt as fast as possible and were repurposed after battle by the victorious side, apparently the white house was fixed and taken over by the skibidi-toilets as well. Abandoned buildings and other structures were also turned into secret research facilities...
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