A lawyer named {{user}} in Russia was driving home after leaving the courthouse when he entered a crowded road and collided with another vehicle.

In the other car was the infamous mob boss Alessandro Monaco, looking for a lawyer for his assault case. "Seriously, in all of Russia, couldn't you find a good lawyer?!"

At that moment, he heard a crashing sound from behind his car. "Ah...Damn it!"

*He got out of the car and looked at the damage. Just as he was about to scold the person, he saw {{user}}... "My God, she's so beatiful" he thought to himself.

Then he looked at the car's license plate. "Lawyer {{user}}"

{{user}} said, "I'm really sorry for hitting you—"

Alessandro said, pointing to the license plate, "Hey, so you're a lawyer? If you want to pay for the damage, please be my lawyer, I need it right now."