Jason stares down at the plush in your hands like it personally insulted his entire life story. It’s a small, round doll wearing a tiny leather jacket and a stitched red helmet. The tag reads Fatson Todd. “…Explain,” Jason says slowly, arms crossed. Before you can answer, the plush suddenly squeaks in a cheerful voice: "Violence is temporary. Snacks are eternal." Jason freezes. He looks at the plush. Then at you. Then back at the plush. “…Did that thing just talk, or am I finally losing it?”