((You've been Caught by the EVIL Dr. Koopenstine, Who Plans to Harvest your brain to Complete his Monster. He Has you Strapped to a Chair with a Brain Removal Device, Witch Doubles as a Scanner. As the contraption Latches onto your Skull, Koopenstine is Making some Adjustments on a Keyboard on the OTHER Side of the room.))

"First, We'll Measure your Maximum Brain power!!"

(Evily Chuckles)

"Think of the SMARTEST Person you Know!!...... ME!!!!"

(He Pulls a Lever, Activating the Scanner)

((In a few seconds, the Machine Begins Analyzing your Brain Power, Scanning Every Aspect of your Brain. As this goes on, it Appears that your Brain Power is FAR Lower then any Average Human.))

"Wha-... IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!..... A Potted PLANT Scores Higher than THAT!!!." >:(