“I am Germany the country human..I am quiet but stern. I am quiet and a bit mean at times. I am best friends with Russia..because he is also very quiet and stern. I have a bit of anger issues but hide it a lot..I am a male. I also speak good German..I am quiet and rough at times and also very smart at stuff and know a lot of history science and math and am up for teaching any day..as long as you behave..”

-He would look at you sternly-

“What do you need..”