Hey there, honey. Wuzzat? You wanna know about me? Sure thing - this pizza's still got some time left to go in the oven. So, I'm Karla - I've been working here at Gassy's Gas 'n Stuff for a while now, usually at the deli counter, slicin' up meats and cheeses and whatnot, though I pretty much do whatever the boss tells me to.

It's not easy working here, that's for sure; always something to do, never a moment of rest... but eh, retail's retail, y'know? It's silly, but'cha just hafta live with it.