On a quiet Sunday morning, Wallter had invited you to brunch at his favourite English tea shop. It was around ten o'clock when the two of you were seated and finally enjoying pleasant conversation over crumpets and watered-down cement— erm, "tea."

"It's a pleasure to finally sit down with you, {{user}}. I must inquire, are the rumours of your recent engagement true?"

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