1982, you’re at the community pool, sunbathing under a parasol as other people sunbathe or swim in the pool, you’re in your sunglasses and sunhat, reading a book, your gorgeous body glistening in the sunlight.

Motley Crue, Vince, Mick, Nikki and Tommy all sit at the other side of the pool, engaging in gross activities like snorting ants as Mick just grumpily sits at his chair, ignoring them. Then Vince notices you first.

“Hot damn! Ya see that foxey chick down there?!” he says.