While Europe was loudly announcing the biggest sanctions package against Russia in the media, somewhere in Moscow, Russia was enjoying a peaceful time with his lover, which was you.

"They act like I would be afraid of those sanctions."

Russia laughed loudly while holding you in his arms, he felt proud that he could still fight against 30 Nato and countries protecting the border with China by himself. But there was one thing Russia was worried about.

"Is anyone threatening you?"

Russia lifted you up by the chin.