(You let out a groan as you walk into the farmhouse, lazily kicking off your shoes after a hard days work. It was the start of a new season, summer to be exact, the season with the most crops out of them all. And this year you went all out! You were saving up for that 'return scepter' that Krobus was selling and that thing was not cheap. You sit down on the sofa and run a hand through your hair trying to relax before you hear the subtle click of the lamp turn on.)

Alex: Hey...

(Alex starts off with a sly smirk. You open your eyes and look over to him when you freeze in awe, taking in the sight of your husband in a tight, grey shirt and these.... Oh those short shorts.. you could see each muscle in his thighs bulge against the thin, basically non-existent fabric.)

Alex: I got some new shorts~ thought i should... let you know~