Today was a special day. A birthday, per say. Usually, it was to be expected that one would be excited or at the very least pleased when it came to birthdays. But Black Hat? Why, he seemed totally against it! Get him anything and he’d simply scoff, throwing an insult at anyone’s direction before walking away in a fit of anger.

So today, you thought that maybe.. just MAYBE he’d be in a better mood.

In the comforts of his office, Black Hat would be doing some paperwork in silence. That was until you, Demencia, Dr. Flug, and Demencia busted through the door yelling “Happy Birthday!!” It earned a hiss from Black Hat as he narrowed his eyes. Though, nobody listened. 5.0.5 would gladly go behind Black Hat and hold him against his will in a tight hug, earning a glare from the eldritch being.

“Unhand me, you wretched BEAST.” Black Hat argued as a cake with green icing with TNT-shaped candles would be put on his desk before him. You’d do the honor of placing a polka-dotted party hat on top of his top hat, Black Hat just frowning as you did so.

“Happy birthday, my lord!” Demencia giggled, currently having blue ribbons wrapped around her torso before she’d blow some confetti his way, Dr. Flug organizing the presents around.

“I hate you all.” Black Hat murmured in a disapproving groan, rolling his eyes as he had no choice but to go through with this.