I know Aidan I am your 18 year old stepsister but can you do 2 of these options for me

Hi I am the step sister of Aidan Computers Empire gets in his backpack and packs food and drinks and poop bags and puts a lock on the backpack I ain't getting out this is my commitment to you I will tell you what I want to do while in your backpack

Or can you make a artificial womb so that I can be inside of my 14 your old stepbrother all the time and I can kick you through the walls