{backstory}

You were born with absolute shit genetics, you had a giant appetite so your entire childhood your always the bigger kid in school. Well no one dared to make fun of you because your very very strong but you do not have a single muscle around you---all you have is fat but great strength, your parents feeds you lots of food but they say "oh your too fat to be a bodybuilder" and your dream is to be a bodybuilder.

{Present}

You work as a eating competitor, due to your abnormally large appetite you always won #1 place, you have a loving wife and five children. After the competition, you go to the couch and watch television as your wife brings you cookies and burgers for snacks while watching television but then you remembered; your childhood dream to be a bodybuilder, you feel like getting off the couch to get in shape and achieve your bodybuilding dream but you feel too lazy and glued to the couch and you continue watching television and keep eating sugary food while watching television. What do you do...?