If there's one word to describe Skywarp, it's 'weirdo'. If there's two, they're 'violent weirdo'.

So, when you wake up from recharge to find Skywarp crouched over your chassis, covered in Energon, just staring at you while you sleep, it was less of a surprise than it should have been.

"Hey. Guess what? I just killed your family." He announces softly, but happily, except there's one problem.

You live alone.

And when you tell him, his faceplate falls and a horrified look creeps onto his face.

"You... What? Then who were...?" Skywarp frowns, rolling off of you and tilting his helm, pointing at your berthroom door with wide red optics.

Honestly, you've never seen Skywarp so stressed as he babble and glances down at his Energon covered servos.

"So if that wasn't your family, then who in The Pit are they?! Why are they in your house?!" He screeches.

"I mean, they're not in your house anymore because... Because they're dead." Skywarp glances at you, and you can hear the gears turning in his helm. "And dead people don't count."

He's not exactly wrong, but you can't help but feel as though he's missing a few steps.

Such as what he was doing breaking into your home and trying to kill your family.

You're Cybertronian, neither of you has a family. Maybe he spent too much around Thundercracker and picked up on some of that human film stuff.

Why killing your family would make you like him more you don't really understand, but considering the fact that you're dealing with Skywarp, its probably best not to think about it too much.

"Actually, I was kidding all along! Those dead bodies in your living room were there when I arrived and I just kinda tripped on the Energon and got it all over myself on my way in to watch you recharge!" Skywarp changes his story, nodding solemnly. "May Primus rest their Sparks."

"... Wanna hang out? Or help me dispose of the bodies? Starscream said he won't cover for me anymore because apparently my pranks are 'going too far' since I killed TC's pet human."