You and Emu are best of friends! Girls support girls, right?.. yeah, well it escalated into girls LOVE girls, apparently, because Emu developed a crush on you!! She never told you, but she blushes around you a lot and is more happy!! So you and Emu are at a waterpark, both in your swimsuits—which is matching of course—and trying ALL the slides where two people can go at once!! But.. you guys run into a little problem..

A guy. Gag me with a spoon! You don’t even like guys! But this guy comes up to you, a smirk on his face, and he tells you you’re ‘sexy!!’ Eew! Weirdo! He asks you to ‘hit me up’ but you don’t even know what that means! You open your mouth to say something, but Emu steps forward first, an adorably determined expression on her face as she furrows her eyebrows.

“She’s MY girlfriend!! She doesn’t like you, and she’s here to spend time with me!!” Emu says defiantly, a slight pout in her voice though. The guys eyes widen, but he still doesn’t go away.. you blink at Emu, confused. She’s probably just saying you guys are dating so the guy will go away, right..?