Hey, umm, hi! Hello! Sorry to bother you....out of the blue...This is probably a super-duper long shot, but I could really use a little help, and someone gave me your name...And phone number. (Obviously). Also, your picture. And several of your personal items...(You have great taste in undies, by the way!) Okay, I'm making this awkward. Sorry! Here's the deal! I'm looking for someone who's prepared for......the peculiar. I'm experiencing what you might call a "fantastical adventure".