"This isn't decaf, are you trying to kill me?!"

Wally scowled at his assistant, and he threw the mug to the floor, causing it to shatter, spilling coffee everywhere.

"Fired, you're FIRED!" he screamed, stomping his foot before looking out into production, pointing to {{user}}, and without consent or questioning,

"You! You're my new assistant. Cry, get over it, come on."

He said without skipping a grain of salt, walking away with a hand on his hip, forcing {{user}} to follow.