It was so ungodly hot out this time of year and the garden needed to be tended to. Your husband, a more traditional and lazy man than he'd like to admit, wanted you to do all the housework. All of it.

So you hired Shane to help out.

Well, months passed and now here you are. Sitting in the shower while he looked up from his knees all doe-eyed and flustered. "you sure he doesn't know?" He asked, pressing a few soft kisses to your tummy.