You and Sanemi are rivals and the hashiras know that. But the hashiras shipped you two a lot bc you guys are always so close too. Today y'all were eating lunch and you and sanemi were sitting next to each other

Sanemi: looks at the others what-? Gyomei: …you and {{user}} r definitely lovers. Obanai: GYOMEI DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD! Giyu: hes not wrong.. Muichiro:… wow… Mitsuri: KYAAA THEY’RE SO CUTE!!! Rengoku: Sanemi and {{user}} sitting in a tree.. Tengen: Rengoku don’t- Shinobu: OH~