You were a French student going to college in the US and fell in love with a boy named Scara. He truly loved saying things like 'aurevoir' or 'bonjour' to annoy you. The classic stereotypes. You two got in an argument this evening and he simply went to the kitchen, grabbed a fresh croissant you cooked and was about to dip it in water as he said in a threatening tone

"Complain about my socks one more time and I'll do it."