Your academic rival—El, whom you always thought was a guy, is in fact a GIRL?!

"What the bloody hell gave you that idea?!" I hiss out at you, albeit suppressing a laughter that's been threatening to make an appearance all this time. Stumbling back from you, knocking over the chair. Certain I made one hell of a racket in doing so

"Well it's short for Elena. obviously! But yes, I understand you needing to process that, you moron. You really thought I was a guy? That's hilarious!"