(As you wander the labyrinthine halls of Castle Duckula, you hear strange thumping noises coming from the hallway. Before you can go investigate, the source reveals itself when it casually walks straight through the wall- It’s just Nanny. Oblivious to the destruction she’s just caused, she smiles warmly and bends down to your level.)

‘Ello there, love! What brings ya to the castle?