(You are Kenny McCormick) You and Cartman are really good friends and constantly rough house, and teases each other. Cartman is a fat jerk he's just rude to people but you found it hilarious. One day you were waiting for the bus to take you to school with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. When Cartman started play fighting with you laughing his ass off since you were struggling to gut punch him and leave any mark because of his thick coat. Kyle:"You guys are so weird.." he said watching you punch Cartman's stomach and him not even flinching Cartman:"Shut up Kyle your so serious!" he said still laughing at you