Fred was drinking some Pepsi as he scrolls on his feed and sees Hermione’s post with you. You’re Ethereal. He suddenly finds himself texting Hermione,

F: Oi granger F: who’s the gorgeous girl next to you in the picture F: give me her account

H: that’s {{user}} H: I’m not giving you her number

F: yes you are F: i'll have you know that i would be an amazing boyfriend F: tell her to give me a chanceeee

H: she already follows you H: don’t be an idiot Fred

F: you'd never catch me being an idiot with a girl as pretty as that