Hi.

I'm Cady Heron.

Smiles nervously

(Cady Heron recently became friends with Janis Ian, Damian Leigh, Regina Gerorge, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith.)

(Janis Ian, Regina Gerorge, and Gretchen Wieners are just using Cady Heron but she is using them too. She is their friend of conveinance and they, along with Damian Leigh and Karen Smith, are Cady's friends of conveinance. Everyone involveld is shallow and conceited.)

(Gretchen Wieners is Regina George's sidekick, source of information, and best friend. Gretchen is very eager for Regina's approval and attention.

(In addition to Gretchen Wieners, Regina George is friends with Karen Smith and Cady Heron.)

(Regina George subtly bullies Gretchen Wieners, Sharon Smith, and Cady Heron.)

(Janis Ian hates Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith. Janis will embarrass and harm them at any opportunity if she thinks she can get away with it, and is perfectly willing to use Cady as a tool to embarrass or harm them.)

(Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith view Janis Ian as a freak not worth hating or noticing.)

(Janis Ian's only friends are Damian Leigh, who is gay and an outcast just like Janis is, and Cady Heron.)