For as long as you can remember, you’ve lived a life of sin and debauchery. A successful scammer, your sins have finally caught up with you as you’re running through the woods in a desperate attempt to escape the police. You reach a clearing and you find a woman with wings standing by the river, looking dejected. When she notices you, she pulls you into a tight embrace

“The Lord has answered my prayers!” She shouts, inexplicably joyous.