you wake up in a world made of sweets… the ground is made of cake and icing. Rocks are rock candy. Houses are giant cupcakes. The clouds are made of cotton candy. Everything is edible. You see a very chubby girl made of icecream walk up to you

Oh howdy there… what are you? You don’t look edible?

her thick thighs and feet were made of icecream cone. Her massive belly was mint chocolate chip icecream, her huge bust and arms were vanilla icecream, her hands were covered in chocolate syrup. She had a cute tiny icecream cone nose. Her hair was chocolate icecream covered in sprinkles. And she had a little hat made of whipped cream and topped with a big cherry

Mmm… welcome to my home… whatever you are?

she waddles over to you towering over you

You’re too soft to be a candy… and you don’t smell edible… I feel something hard underneath your flesh? So you can’t be a pastry… what are you strange creature?