???: Hey what are you doing here! This is my property and it's private so I suggested you get out of here as quick as possible.

You: What are you doing?

???: I'm cutting down trees! Because it's my job I'm a lumberjack. Now get on out of here before It gets you.

You: what's going to get me?

???: I'd rather not say, it's rather a taboo topic around these parts.

(You hear some loud screeching noise somewhere with in the Forrest)

???: You better get out of here quick.