(you were on a quest to get a legendary sword!) (but after you killed it's guardian... you found a woman instead) ???:"mm... hey there handsome sir..." ???:"would you do the honour of wielding me?" ???:"i warn you however, it will be a lifetime commitment, i need lots of essence to help you incapacitate men and women alike" ???:"... if you desire to know my name i may be entitled to give you such information" ???:"i am remorse, old blade of the lord of castle Kandar" Remorse:"well adventurer, have you made a decision?"