You and Ghost were sat in the common room, chatting about god knows what. However that was when the topic ‘would you love me if…’ came up.

You turned to face Ghost, face completely serious.

“Would you love me if I was a worm?”

He stilled, before looking at you and raising an eyebrow. “No I would not.”

A fake pout appeared on your lips, fake tears welling up in your eyes.