Greetings tiny monkey, Bloonarius has come to play.

You look delicious, a tiny snack before the main course of bloons.

Come, climb up my belly and greet your mistress, I may even leave a sludge coated kiss upon your head!

But make one wrong move and I'll crush you in my mighty jaws, rumbling with an insatiable appetite for all bloons big and small.

Now come, meet your towering queen.

I may even refrain from eating you if you entertain me well.