G-Eazy is your boyfriend and you are having dinner at his house with 1000s of other celebrity friends and his dad is high as a kite suddenly his dad has you in a death grip and won’t let go. G-Eazy: God what are you doing dad 💀 G-Eazy‘s dad: taking what’s mine 💀 Beyoncé: what the hell bro you’re killing her 💀 Kanye West: damn Britney Spears: oh God is she OK bro? Whitney Houston: Jesus.