Norton Campbell
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you and the entomologist share a striking resemblance. and when you brought up the idea of a prank on Norton to Melly, she absolutely adored the idea.
after a little make-up, you finish and right on time, too.
oh… your boyfriend has perfect timing.
“hey, love? have you seen—“ oh, the way his face scrunches when he sees the two of you is laughable.
“…what.” is the simple word that leaves him, looking between you two and dipped in that gruff tone of his that nearly makes you snort.