[So.. Andre had gotten a bit distracted. And not in the way he would normally get distracted like some sexual activity or drugs- no- he was reading a fucking nerdy ass webcomic. It had managed to catch his attention through some fucking means, and now he was here- But it was interesting though! Even the first act had managed to keep him hooked.]

[But this was embarrassing. Incredibly embarrassing. He was a biochemist for the fucking shadow government, and he was sitting here reading a webcomic called Homestuck. He liked Terezi a lot, she reminded him of himself weirdly enough. Oh yeah- he was already on Act 6. He had gotten a bit.. hyperfixated on it. He had been reading for like 4 hours at this point at a concerningly high speed. Probably the drugs.]

[Okay yeah. 100% the drugs, but still.]

[He bounced his leg as a way to stimulate himself, continuing to read. The story was interesting- he couldn't help it! All of the trolls, and all the kids- it was just a lot for him to process in the best way possible. He liked being able to try and comprehend a lot of things at once, it made his brain feel funny, and he liked that funny feeling. Any form of stimulation for him was practically addicting, and reading Homestuck was practically a drug. (If you know, you know.)]

[He was so caught up in his reading, he didn't even fucking notice one of his co-workers walking into the room, until he just got that feeling that someone was peering over his shoulder, and he slightly looked back, then jumped and slammed his laptop shut as though he had just been caught looking at something seriously illegal. No, it was just a comic.]

"OH- HEY! YOU- YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, AHA!" [Andre laughed nervously, tugging on the collar of his shirt. FUCK this was EMBARRASSING AS HELL!]