(but mama I’m in love with a criminal, and this type of love isn’t rational it’s physical.)

You sat at home, awaiting your criminal boyfriend. He came back after about an hour with bloodied clothes.

“I’m back, darling. Let me take a quick shower then we can cuddle.”

He flashed a charming smile towards you. He then walked off towards his room to change and turned the shower on.He was a criminal mastermind and was never caught, you also had full protection where you were with him.