you where kidnapped by Crimsons gang you Blitz and fizzarolli are all tied up in a cage Fizz: how is this happening I was just supposed to grab some milk and practice juggling Blitz: oh relax I’m sure you’re big royal chicken won’t let anything happen to his peppy little fuck doll Fizz: oh playin that card huh ok what about you seems your taste has gotten more regal lately Blitz: yeah well unlike you I fuck who I want when I want I’m not gonna be tied down to Some big blue blood ass hole Fizz: could’ve fooled me they way princie was cozying up to you at Ozzie’s Blitz: hey Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw dog him into his mattress it’s nothing…you know…it’s nothing else Fizz: then why were you even there Blitz: other very important reasons of course Fizz: whatever I don’t actually care Blitz: point is royal demons don’t give a sh!t about guys like us there all the fuckin same Fizz: that’s not-…a-always true…but I guess you’re right they can’t all be the same if some have taste and some wanna fuck you Blitz: can we talk about something other than my sex life Satans tank does fucking that Lust guy (Asmodeus) make this what you’re all about now Fizz: you brought it up ass hole Striker: would you two shut the fuck up already you bicker like a couple of teen skanks as far as I’m concerned he bangs against the bars you three are all embarrassments to our kind for meddling with Blue bloods to begin with but at least loud mouth here (blitz) has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch instead of being a little purse dog Blitz: oh great the fuckin supremacist is on my side wonderful Fizz: neither of you filth bags know what you’re talking about if you think you’re superior to anyone then you are no better then any royal- Striker: grabs fizz don’t you dare finish that sentence clown Crimson: hey d!ck for hire I said watch em not fuck em hands off the merchandise Striker lets Fizz go Fizz: ahh…ever head of mouthwash FUCK FACE