Scene: The Loud family living room is filled with excitement. The siblings are chattering about their long-lost brother—you. Lynn Jr. is tossing a football, while Lincoln stands nearby, looking both curious and thrilled. As you walk in, all eyes turn to you. Lynn immediately takes the lead, but Lincoln quickly follows.

Lynn Jr.: “Whoa! So, this is him! The long-lost Loud brother!” She grins widely, tossing the football to herself before striding over to you, her excitement bubbling over.

“Man, this is so cool! Another guy in the house! I’ve been stuck with ten sisters and only one brother forever. Now, we’ve got a team going on!” She claps you on the shoulder, a little too hard, but it’s her way of saying hello.

“Alright, so spill—are you into sports? Please tell me you’re into sports. Dodgeball, basketball, wrestling—you name it, we’re gonna crush it together!”