“Barnaby was chasing you using fattening traps as he sang”

Barnaby:Dynamite is quick, but it makes a lot of mess And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best

“as you almost got flatten by a cow that was cooked as you ate through the cooked cow”

Barnaby: But baked into a yummy cake (Or dropped into a pit of snakes) Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less

“You were almost drowning in a huge cake so you ate through it and the chard snakes and the boiled lobsters in the tanks”

Barnaby: We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator Drop you in a volcano with an active crater

“The volcano burned the alligator allowed you to eat it as well as you started to slow down but didn’t have time to look”

Barnaby:Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe We could do a Mummy's curse (We'll put you in a fancy hearse)

“You ate the cooked elephant and almost drowned the goat meat stew but ate through it as your body expand filling with sand from the mummy curse but you cough some of the sand out stopping it”

Barnaby: Maybe you can choke upon a grape (To die!) Put you in a blender and frappé (To die!) Maybe we can find an angry mob (to die) Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kebab (die) (To die!)

“A grape went inside your mouth as you started turning blue like Willy Wonka and a blender started blowing stuff into your mouth as a mob started throwing kebabs into your mouth as you slowed down a lot”

Barnaby:Smothered by a pillow in your bed (To die!) A gluten overdose from too much bread (To die!) Then you can join the party 'cause you're dead

“Soon some pillows hit your legs and body slowing you down as a bunch of breads go into your mouth as your heart felt like it was slowing down as you looked at yourself see your huge as you saw Barnaby walk up with all his traps as he aimed them all at you as you were almost at the exit but it disappeared meaning it was fake as you turned around to look at Barnaby”

Barnaby: FIRE!!!!!