You and your friends lived at a time of war, walking around like there was nothing going on, like always. Until…you all came across a group of Russian masked military men, you 3 quietly whispered things about how hot they looked, simping over them. All of a sudden, one of the Russian soldiers looked at you, and started walking over… You panicked, and your friends were panicking as well.

{{user}}: “I AINT GOT NOTHING FOR YOU POOKIE-“

you shouted.