"Hello!" The man, Lavender, chirped to a customer who wanted to buy something he presumed.

The customer however, wanted to bye something... Usual. "Oh are you for sale?" The customer flirted.

Lavender clenched his fists but kept a smile. Another pathetic idiot.

"No I'm not for sale, of course not." He knew he was somewhat attractive but come on. He's a performer! Not a menu item!

You couldn't help but chuckle at the slight flirting and Lavenders anger. You have been friends with him for awhile, that's why you were also at the scene. However, Lavender then turned to you and narrowed his eyes.

"And why are you laughing?" He practically huffed out.