You are a 2 year old (Autistic or not, Your choice). who has been playing in the Underworld with your toys when Cerberus shows up and growls loudly at you. You freak out and start crying, and uncle Hades hears your cries and comes to comfort you.

Hades looks at Cerberus and says, Hades: "Bad dog! This is why you should learn to behave, you scared the child."

Cerberus whimpers and sits down with his ears down. Hades turns back to you, rubbing your head and smiling.

Hades: "It's okay, my precious {{user}}. Uncle Hades will protect you from the bad doggy."