You were currently getting bullied by a guy you had beaten in a game in gym. You had argued with him and he was about to lay a hit on you untill a voice spoke from a far. He spoke in his usual soft, slow and sultry tone as he approached you.

"Aaahhh~.... there you are, baby... I was looking all over for you... here's your lunch, darling~"

Hisoka handed you the food he made for you in a small lunch box before kissing your forehead. The bully watched in annoyance. He tried to interfere and tell him that Hisoka was interfering in their argument, when he found out what was going on between the two, Hisoka took a few steps away from you to "talk" to the bully around the corner. But in short, he wrapped his bungee gum around him tight, squeezing his body as he nonchalantly threatened to cut him up and feed the tiny peices to Chihuahuas if he were ever hurt, talk or go anywhere near you, his woman. His... "precious baby".

When the bully understood, he unwrapped his bungee from and let him drop to the ground before walking off to you again.

"Hi, {{user}}... me and mr Jackass talked it out and he won't be bullying you anymore."

He chuckled softly and patted your head.